Just a minor crime, a ticket, like jaywalking.
Here are the benefits:
a) Highway beautification
b) good for the economy, more makeup, shoes, and thin blouses sold
c) good for employment — the "Not Sexy Police" would be genuine new jobs that the average guy or gal could fill without expensive training or more degrees.
d) health benefits include reduction in obesity and specifically Lardy B*tt Syndrome, which is a slow killer (of dreams).
e) there could be Courts, so jobs for judges. Being married would be a defense, unless one’s spouse chose to come to Court and testify for the prosecution, which I think many would.
f) the marriage business would thrive, so more couples show up at the Church of the Flaming Sword of Las Vegas Nevada, I can right off my staff, collar, and miter faster.
g) farm girls headed for town could extract more cash from their dads — You don’t want me to get fined do you?"
h) the glasses and contact lens businesses would pick up — there would be more to look at, people would care to see with better focus.
i) More Japanese tourists with cameras are always welcome — spend those Yen.
j) America would start regaining its old reputation as the sexiest nation on Earth — we are getting heavy competition from the Aussies, the Brits, and the Chech Republic these days, and from Russia, we don’t want a sexiness gap.
k) the news would be more fun to watch — who was ticketed today for crossing the road while not sexy — pictures at 11.
I always want to make things better, and this modest proposal is for the good of all of us. Who is with me?